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Milling about the campus is better than being stuck inside the classroom. That's mainly why I chose to take that semester photography class. My instructor, Mr. Rome , took us out to the outer reaches of the green lush university grounds. Hetalia High was a wonderful place. Everything about it was beautiful, everything seemed to be nice, tidy, and…..  
On second thought: Most things were beautiful.
The one thing that made me question if it was all worth it had 3 names to it: Antonio, Gilbert, and Francis. Somehow, upon entering this school, they tracked me down and all became my closest friends. Each one played off of the other, almost like a three stooge's routine. At first, I thought of them as the most charming, kindest, caring young men.  Soon, after experiencing the others, my view changed drastically.
But luckily today, in Photography, they were nowhere in sight. They most likely skipped ( as usual) to chase some tail or get drunk. Mr. Rome's voice broke my train of thought, rolling like thunder
"_______! I need your next file by the end of the weekend."
This little file he was talking about was a portfolio of happy photos.  As he would say, "ART is passion. Passion is life! I want to see you and others having the best time with you. So if this means going partying, do it! If you're going on a date with someone, do it!" I agreed, but I hated to admit, I had no real passion. I was a dabbler, do a little of this and that, never sticking to anything. But, I had to find something by Sunday. It was only Friday, so it would be fine.
At the moment, Mr. Rome assigned us to walk around the school and photo nature. I trailed off to the parking lot and took a photo of a rose that grew in the concrete. Wait, roses didn't do that. I plucked it out and examined the rose. I sniffed it, the perfume fresh and saintly.  
"Ah~ Mon ami stepped into my little trap." I swiveled around and caught Francis' stare. His blond hair was in a messy ponytail and his deep blue eyes were almost slivers as he purred. I cringed when he grabbed a (h/l) (h/c) lock of stray hair. He came closer and grinned. "'zis is going to be fun. Come, we go." I resisted when he took my wrist, but infinitely gave in as I saw the red sports car that belonged to Antonio. He rolled down the window and smiled, waving to me.
"Ola," He said, taking my hand from Francis and gently kissing my small hand." We got to go chica! We're going to be late!"
"For what?!"
My favorite albino stuck his head out of the roof and yelled at me. "Who the hell cares?! Take a chance, damn it! "I was about to throw my hand across his cheek when Antonio tightened his grip on my hand.
"Andale, we have no time to waste."
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So, I stepped into the car and after a 45 minute drive, we arrived at an old apartment complex. They literally took me out of the car, walked me into the building and pushed me into a room. Francis and Gilbert took my arms upon leaving the car, and walked me into the lobby. Antonio quickly exchanged words with the lady at the front desk and motioned the boys. They dragged me up a flight of stairs and took me to the top level.  Of the four rooms, they threw me into the biggest one with a large window. It had a big bed and a little closet. I pounded on the door after being thrown on the ground. They laughed as I almost broke down the door.
"Let me the hell out of here!"
"Nein! We want you to suffer!" Gilbert giggled and nudged the door.
"Oui. If you please, mon ami, remain calm."  Francis' cool voice slid into the room. I finally gave up and sat on the bed. I checked out what was in the room: In the closet, it was empty except for a box of…you guessed it… condoms. I fidgeted at the sight of it. What exactly did they want to do? I was neither planning to do anything of that kind, nor would I imagine it with them.  
I was playing around for a bit when finally I drifted off to sleep. My eyes fluttered open when I felt hands over me. My eyes shot open and I surveyed what was happening.
Francis: His hands were moving the hair away from my neck and he softly rested his head in my neck.
Gilbert: Was nibbling on my ear and whispering little things in my ear
Antonio: Kissed my lips, the taste of tomatoes intoxicating and welcoming.  
Freaked. Out.
I squealed and tried to move, nearly killing all of them with a swipe of my hand. They knew to back off, and all of them were dying. I noticed they hadn't changed me, and they didn't touch me otherwise. But I still exploded about their actions.
"What the HELL?!"
They looked at me and straightened up, Francis being the first to admit.
"_____, you looked so cute! 'ow could we possibly not react?"
"Yeah," Gilbert chimed in, his cheeks turning red. "We thought you would like it."
"Like it? LIKE IT?"
I was going to shoot off for lift off.
"Hey you little twerps, I swear if you think you're going to get lucky with a freaking virgin then you've got another thing coming. I refuse for you to do such horrible things to me and I promise, I will cut off your favorite appendages if you try to do it again."
Francis' eyes lit up as I spoke." You're a virgin?"
Antonio joined in "I'd never think you were. You act around sex so carelessly normally."
"Yeah," Gilbert said. "Why didn't you tell us?"
"Because what I do behind closed doors shouldn't matter to you guys! And if I acted like it was a big deal you would totally pick on me for being a virgin. "
"Pick on you?" They sang in unison. They exchanged looks and began to laugh.
"No way chica. "Antonio whispered hugging my waist. Francis hugged my back.
"Alas, mon ami, we'd never do such a thing."
"In fact, we'd help you out." Gilbert said his hands grabbing my shoulder. They all sang in a row.
"1"
"2"
"3!"
Each one planted a kiss around the area they were hugging. Antonio kissed my tummy, Francis kissed my lips and slipped a little tongue in, and Gilbert kissed my neck, instantly landing on a sensitive area. I let out a gasp, but quickly covered my mouth. No. No no no! This was not going to happen; they weren't going to do this to me! Friends don't do that kind of stuff with friends. I cringed as they all lay beside me in bed, Antonio being the closest. They all looked at me, smiling and proud as ever. So… they didn't care I had never been in bed with anyone? That…. That was nice. I wasn't as afraid now.
"Hey can I get together for a photo?"
They nodded and posed doing their signature moves. I grabbed my camera and caught the moment. This was one I'd never forget.

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"Hey guys, can you explain to me something?"
"Sure." France said.
"W-why is there a box of condoms there?"

"Oh…" Antonio said, blushing "Nothing..."
"Yeah right."
Hehe. Oh guys....
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Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*parents walk in* -dge.

well...that was interesting.

On an unrelated topic, has anyone seen my machete? or the BTT? 
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DarkMelodies26 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015
You're a what? 
My reaction to the title: A highly function sociopath, do your research. 
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QueenRandomTheFirst Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I don't know why but I thought Timelord... I should stop watching Doctor Who while reading fanfiction...
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DarkMelodies26 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015
It's Sherlock, but I can relate.
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XxravecookiexX Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2014
"'zis is going to be fun. Come, we go."
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO---
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SilentGirl888 Featured By Owner Edited Nov 7, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Title: You're a what?
Me: I'M BATMAN! SHHHH, DON'T TELL DUMBLYDORE I TOLD YOU OR HE'LL TELL HAGRID, WHO'LL TELL HARRY WHO'LL TELL CATWOMAN WHO'LL TELL THE RIDDLER WHO'LL TELL THE JOKER WHO'LL TELL DENNYMARKINS THAT HE HEARD FROM THE RIDDLER WHO HEARD FROM CATWOMAN WHO HEARD FROM HARRY WHO HEARD FROM HAGRID WHO HEARD FROM DUMBLYDORE WHO HEARD FROM YOU THAT I TOLD YOU I'M BATMAN AND THEN DENNYMARKINS WILL TELL ME HE'S JEALOUS! 
Seychelles: … Are you drunk?
Me: I'm not drunk… I'M BATMAN! SHH!
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QueenRandomTheFirst Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I like you! You're awesome!
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SilentGirl888 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
I am the dark knight.











… Thank you, you are awesome too, bro.
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LittleMissLuck Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
omg you are perfection.
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SilentGirl888 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Nah, if I was perfect, I wouldn't have accidentally knocked over a "Caution Wet" sign, making it hit a guy's thigh and then he knees the table, thus his coffee spilling on his girlfriend and start an argument whilst I run into a pole during my escape because an eyelash got in my eye.


… Unless, your definition of perfection is utterly stupid and insane, then yeah, I am.
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LittleMissLuck Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
You're quite charming, if you ask me. :) But that's coming from someone who also is utterly stupid and insane.  

I raise you one with this:
I told a guy he was cute and he said " I'm gay"( note: i'm bi) and I was so surprised I dropped my coffee, which ruined his shoes, and his boyfriend walked up and looked at us like " what" 
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SilentGirl888 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Utterly stupid and insane buddies for life!

I think we have all accidentally did something to a cute guy at least once in our lives:
This one cute guy actually liked me back, and kept trying to talk to me but I avoided him (there's a 99.5% chance that your crush doesn't like you back, I don't know how to deal with the 0.5%). Every time he called out my name, I screamed, nearly threw a bottle at him and made him run into a fence because I scared him as well. He hurt his ankle that day. It was awkward, but we are friends now, thank god for that.
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XxravecookiexX Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2014
:iconnaileditplz:
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PrussiasKitten Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:happybounce: Clap I think I've fainted. totally funny... it is like 1:30 in the morning here in Arkansas, and my parents think i am in bed but i started laughing like crazy.... now they are thinking I was getting high.... my response.... lyrics to P.L.U.R. by Blood on the Dance Floor. And everybody knows I need a longer string for my kite cause everybody knows im high all day, i'm high on life cause music what i breathe...
love... lolAdorable Girl Anime Emoji (Kawaii Wink) [V6] 
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AwesomeMaple Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Hobbyist
Big Fool Emoji-06 (Blush) [V2] You all know what happen's next :eagerpb: Sex Sign 
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ArtemisHuntandMusic Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
:help: Llama Emoji-07 (Hopeless or Scared) [V1] Llama Emoji-56 (Hiding) [V3] 
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PheonixGirl99 Featured By Owner May 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
lol love this! XD
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sassy3dcat Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014
yeah right
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BloodbendingOtaku Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
O////O
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Rebeccaesque Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
o///o this.
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TerraAreli Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Um..nothing.
Why do i have the feeling that if i wasn't a virgin they would do something >->
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mangaanimefanforlife Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I was wondering the same thing
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stardust1019735 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014
"Why's thar a box of cyandoms?" *Innocent face* ewe
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LittleMissLuck Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
o _ o N-No....Nothing you should know... 
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bilboTHElaptop413 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014  Student General Artist

"...We'd help you out!"

O. M. G. NO!

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Konekokitty13 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2013
MOAR
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HetaliaLover696969 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013
:icony-u-noplz: GIVE US :iconlemonplz:
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Creampuff-sky Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2013
What is the condoms for(",_')? Seriously! I. Am. Panicking!!!!!
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transformicerawks11 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Do you not know what they are used for or the story..
they are used for not getting you pregnant
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Le-Mr-Mustache Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014
I think she meant why where they in the story?
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Creampuff-sky Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013
I know but. Meh. Nevermind.
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hedgehogs11 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I wish it was a box of potatos, so I may mash them..... and then eat them.... like I will do to your souls..... anyways, I LUVED the story!
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sassy3dcat Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014
lol nice xD
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MarioFanfiction Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Wait, what?
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PrimaveraFrost Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2013
Part 2!
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flippin-nuggets-25 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I was gonna say a box of tacos but whatever condoms are still good
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Hinatathebloom1 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013
Loved it ^w^
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Fluffybunny605 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013
Oh my god I though tit would be a lemon
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AbbyTheKiller Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:3 tit?? Lulz \°0°/
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Tinaotaku123 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013
You should write a part 2!! Nice story :D
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HetaliaFanGirl013 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
luv it but I hate open endin's on stories. alvays annoys ze crap out of me
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germanpuppydog Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Yeah right.
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mme2100 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I luv it!
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LittleMissLuck Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Thank you!
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Rabidfoamingfangirl Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
*squeal. I'm just autocorrecting all over the place today.
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Rabidfoamingfangirl Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Sequel, not a sqeal
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Rabidfoamingfangirl Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Please writes squeal
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ShilohShadowtail Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"Hey you little twerps, I swear if you think you're going to get lucky with a freaking virgin then you've got another thing coming. I refuse for you to do such horrible things to me and I promise, I will cut off your favorite appendages if you try to do it again." THAT just made my day. So hilarious! You should make a part 2 if U can.
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LittleMissLuck Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
lol~ I might! I was thinking I might!
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